Morning Funnies

Son's friend on the way to school - "I think Harry Potter would have been a better movie if I'd gone to the bathroom before the movie.

Son's other friend (wearing ski cap and shorts - "What!? It's slushing! It's not supposed to slush. Where's the snow?"

Heard on the radio concerning an imminent winter storm -
Anchor 1, "I hope this isn't a haberdashery of the year to come."
Anchor 2, "What? We're all going to be wearing hats?"